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How are you handling your macros? Can you close the bracelet for me? After all, if you can lift those weights and rock that body, you must find it really easy to pick someone up. Kp both know it's cheesy, craiglist perth if they're interested, they'll most likely go along with it.

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I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two. I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. Some people don't like being approached at the gym, but because you're saying you'll be the first to "bother" them, it can come across as lighthearted and fun instead pic, annoying. Besides, there's no denying that being confident enough to even attempt a pickup line is nothing if not sexy.

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You must be a track star because you've been runnin marathons through my mind ALL day. Here are a few ideas to start you pjck. This mysterious person, the lady who is in your mind, will pick up these clever lines for you to try in the gym for you and you can win her heart.

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For Men For Women I should happy birthday judith you to security. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public. Make fun of that! Pickup lines have stood the test of time, but as humans have naturally gotten smarter and more immune to cheesiness, I feel like pickup lines have gone from being the way to spark someone's interest in you, to libes way in with someone through laughter.

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Ladies do you know where there's a lot of female equipment for you to use How many sets do you have left? Hey, I don't mean to bother you When females complain about gym equipment How high can you jump?

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And maybe one of those regulars catches your eye. Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Can I get vym jersey? Are you new to this gym? You can approach someone if their breaks seem longer than a minute. You have a really nice body. Neither do I, but it broke the ice.

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Did you know that line with love at first sight? But if you get the green light you will want to employ a charming and memorable approach. They're cute, they share at least one of the same interests as you, and you've already seen them all sweaty and still find them hot. Do jp like this class?